wanna hear a sad story
in which my sister “ships” me with a stoner.
So, I’m driving in my car and my sister starts talking about her friend Alex.
Who’s a 21 year old stoner.
That is still in High school.
And she suddenly goes “So, I asked Alex who he is going to prom with. And he said no one. So…”
See, the thing is, my mother, for whatever reason, wants me to go to prom.
Even though no one in town is interested in asking me.
But she ignores that and asks my sister, who was asked to prom, if she could find me a date.
No, scratch that. Not “could”.
She will or she can’t go to prom herself.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN WHAT THE
So when my sister goes “SOOOOO” I start flipping my quarters.
Because oh my gosh.
She asked this guy, who I’ve never met, to ask me to prom.
An event I don’t even want to go to
with someone I don’t know
who is more commonly known by our circle of friends as
alex the toe-licking kush smoking cat.
PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS HOUSEHOLD.